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  • 44
  • Eyes:
  • Green
  • Hair:
  • Dyed blond
  • Piercing:
  • Yes
  • Tattoo:
  • No
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  • Cup size:
  • 34
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  • I Am Look For Fuck Dating
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By Griffin Wynne Aug. Perhaps the second-best feeling to an actual orgasm is someone making you laugh so hard you think you're going to pee. If you've been seeing someone for a while or are just hitting it off with a new cutie, having a similar sense of humor can make everything better — especially sex. While direct communication is the name of the good sex game, the truth is, it can be flippin' intimidating to state your needs and desires. Being able to incorporate humor when talking about sex can take the pressure off, allowing you and your date to connect and say what's on your mind.

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1. let simon do the talking

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So you probably should have some witty sexts ready for the next time you want to get down and digital with them. If I knew these were the texts you were going to send me, I would have asked for your a while ago. Great minds do think alike. Actually, don't.

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Just like anything sexy IRL, sending a sexy text means getting clear on consent. Straight up dirty talk gives me the heebie jeebies, so you better have some clever sexts to send me if you want me to reciprocate.

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I've always dreamed of this moment, you sexting me in the middle of the day. Lean in. It never works to fail. I didn't realize you were so spontaneous. You're the Shakespeare of sexting. Being able to incorporate humor when talking about sex can take the pressure off, allowing you and your date to connect and say what's on your mind.

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